Alan Crawford presents twisted short and some longer stories for adults and they are rather odd.

Several curious people, really it’s just one, asked me how or where the ideas came from. Thankfully there’s no clear answer. When the trousers, mind, or weather conditions suit such things, the computer opens, a page appears, and it starts to flow. Wondrously weird, odd, and strange things abound. The older material and more recent posts are now on tbaoo.com.

Three Short Stories

One of the byproducts from this site, is my eBook Three Short Stories. A selection of the longer nonsense formatted into an affordable eBook. The titles might have changed but the stories remain the same.

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Somewhat adult, with gruesome goings-on, food safety and some very naughty business. Get your copy of Three Short Stories from Apple Books, Draft2Digital, Amazon Kindle, Barnes & Noble, Kobo

Here’s a short sample of the nonsense.

Horace was reminded of an old gag, all of his gags were old. Hey, where you bin where you wheelie bin? He was wheeling his about his garden. It was reasonably green. These things together, although natural, flowed into one’s senses like a slow-moving tide. The visual was rather calming, the flight of nature’s stained glass windows on wings was truly magnificent, while the odour, oddly tasteful. Horace had tried to update a few things in his life, the house, the garden, the car and his place of work. Despite success in the first three, his place of work had gone to shit. The major upheaval was apparently over, the resulting smashed crockery status unable to be restored. It will now try to limp on, trying to cope. It won’t .. more

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